Dapper fashionisto poses on Italian scooter, sockless, helmetless. Obviously, he lives life on the edge (helmetless – in the city!). A beautiful woman gazes quizzically upon him (thinking, “Is this it? I should have scarfed that tub of Häagen-Dazs last night after all.”). Another ad features a kohl-eyed boy in a frilly tux; most of his face is obscured by a whopper bang. He’s shilling for some chichi scent, but selling lifestyle.
Fashion slaves unite! Why seek inspiration from glossy manvertisements? Take my free advice. Forget the über-bang, and never, ever, smell like a girl. (I realize I’m becoming my Dad.)
Image: © SHARP FOR MEN
(For context, see the original Lament.)
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