Monday, February 13, 2012

Hoochie Coochie

“The Internet is abuzz!” said the editor, “abuzz with tales of teens getting drunk on vodka-soaked tampons!”
     This editor, unlike some she could mention, had made it to the top the hard way and would be damned if she made things any easier for the next generation of girl reporters gunning for her job.
     “So, let’s make this a first-person piece.”
     After all, when she was their age, the doctors had actually recommended vinegar… and Lysol, for chrissakes! And besides, now all she could think of was this particular reporter hopping around her particular bathroom in search of the truth.

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